Over the years I have collected the following menu :
Chicken Leave-her
Rust Malai
Silly Chicken
Lay-man Soda
Chicken Beer-rani
Aloo Motar
Sweat Lime Soda
Flesh Lime Soda
Chicken Chow-mine
Chicken Do pizza
Sweat & Sour Chicken
Basin Halwa
Child Bear
Sick Kabab
Chicken Full Dice
Black Paper Mutton
Extra Grave For mutton
Egg Chowmean
Better Chicken
Bai-gun Bharat
Bindi Masala
Aag Pakora
Sir-son ka Saag
Matter paneer
Chicken Nodules
Mutton Stuffed Om-late
Chicken Better Masala
Chess Toast
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Extremely Hilarious !! Need an eye to catch the humour in misspelled words……….. Gonna come bck to it again n again………..
Really a good collection.
Hilarious!! Fun 2 c how small spelling errors can change the whole meaning!!!